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WARNING: May collapse
under weight of own genius
at any moment

Weight of Genius

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Haiku with the 5-7-5 syllable format, and a warning sign.

#dALinkSystem

A fellow DA writer, *WordOfChen, will be undergoing medical treatment for the next two days. I think it'd really cheer him up for people to enjoy his work while he's away (especially his featured piece, The Avatar State), so please stop by his profile and read some of his writings!
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:iconaaammmsterdddam:
aaammmsterdddam Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2012
This will go on my door, now I just need something to match it that tells people to stay the fuck out.
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:iconclocks-are-round:
Clocks-are-round Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
This is so a legit excuse for getting out of maths.
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Prue84 Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2012
It should be made into a shirt. :)
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:iconholdthenoise:
HoldTheNoise Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
YES!!
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:iconclocks-are-round:
Clocks-are-round Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I second that!
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:iconhondal:
hondal Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
genius has three sylables depending on how you say it geen-ee-us
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:iconbatmanwithbunnyears:
BatmanWithBunnyEars Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2012   General Artist
In America, it's just gene-yus. :)
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:iconhondal:
hondal Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
well im not american
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:iconhondal:
hondal Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
second line has 6 syllables
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:iconbatmanwithbunnyears:
BatmanWithBunnyEars Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2012   General Artist
un-der weight of own gen-ius

Seven.
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:iconmeanderingknight:
meanderingKnight Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I didn't even realize it was a Haiku until I read the description XD
Very cool! I like it ^^
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:iconliboggs:
LiBoggs Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2012  Student General Artist
I really have this feeling. I may not be a genius but I know the feeling. This is really fun, vibrant and I'm glad you made it!
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WordOfChen Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2012  Professional Writer
Thank you for giving me a mention in this piece xD

Haha, I love the sign :3

-Chen
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Paulthored Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2012
to bad that it's not possible to do so, under the weight of stupidity.,

there would be a lot fewer ____________*


*<insert your own> my favorite, government>congress>those idiots holding up progress on Bills just to win/for the Nov. elections. Especially since its hurting more people the longer it waits.
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winterkate Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2012  Student Writer
Haha, nice! Very funny :)
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crystelclear1104 Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
This is so creative! :)
And I'll definitely read ~WordOfChen's stuff. The Avatar State is my favorite poem on dA! He's awesome :)
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Delice1941 Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2012
This I really like!
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CorvusCorax92 Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
This.
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Kashi-NG Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2012  Student Digital Artist
Haha, nice one :P
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:iconfractalyst:
fractalyst Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:iconthumbsupplz:
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:iconasemharun:
asemharun Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
ha! Hilarious
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:iconmeilieng:
meilieng Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2012
you are perfect ^^ this really does need to be a shirt!
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:iconnorimori:
NoriMori Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2012
I sometimes feel like this. Like when I come up with an awesome idea to use in a story I'm writing. XD
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Lantaniel Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2012  Student Digital Artist
un-der weight of own ge-ni-us
isn't that 8? o-o

well, doesn't matter, this is awesome XD
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:iconbatmanwithbunnyears:
BatmanWithBunnyEars Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2012   General Artist
In American English, "genius" is usually pronounced gene-yus. :)
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:iconlantaniel:
Lantaniel Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2012  Student Digital Artist
oh!
I didn't know that, thanks for clearing it up :)
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Davidwoodfx Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2012  Student Digital Artist
This describes my own inflated ego so well. :)
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:iconthewaffles:
thewaffles Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2012
I read "genius" as "genitals". Weirded me out for a bit.
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:iconnorimori:
NoriMori Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2012
PAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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:iconbatmanwithbunnyears:
BatmanWithBunnyEars Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2012   General Artist
Collapsing under the weight of one's own genitals is no picnic either. Trust me.
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ShadowsatDusk Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2012
FOr some reason, all I can think of is Tony Stark right now... =/
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:icontimburtonisjesus:
timburtonisjesus Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2012
I'm so glad I'm not the only one
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ShadowsatDusk Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2012
Me too =D
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vinsulalee Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2012
I suspect it's already been said, but can this be made into a t-shirt /can I use this to make my own t-shirt? (For a single gift only, not for mass production or sale.)
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Persian-Yank Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2012
I want a warning like this!
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:iconmochiandyellowkiwi:
mochiandyellowkiwi Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2012
i need this on a shirt.
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AmberPaopuFruit Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2012
Neat! I never notice it was a Haiku 'till you said so and I counted out on my hand! :wow:

Happy Writing! xxx
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Little-Trina Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2012
Haha this IS GENIUS :) x
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:iconmomo9taru:
momo9taru Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2012
That is the most beautiful haiku I've ever seen
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:iconmudfire56:
mudfire56 Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
This needs to be a shirt.
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Jester-of-the-Clown Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Lulz

the only people who think they are geniuses are the ones who are furthest from being so
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BatmanWithBunnyEars Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2012   General Artist
I know what you mean. People who falsely claim to be geniuses make it tough for people like me who actually are geniuses.
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Jester-of-the-Clown Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Geniuses don't give a shit they're doing shit like riding the stocks and building hadron colliders
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:iconbatmanwithbunnyears:
BatmanWithBunnyEars Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2012   General Artist
It's a joke, dude. For somebody named Jester of the Clown, you don't have much of a sense of humor.
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Jester-of-the-Clown Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
I tend to be a bit of a killjoy literalist because the fallout's usually funny

Of course, people attempting to be clever usually ruin the fun.
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notyouneitherme Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Fucking groovy
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:iconagrizzlebear:
AgrizzleBear Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2012
ingenious in it's own
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Jasminerocks Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
haha i love it that just made my day!
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:iconildwins:
Ildwins Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2012  Student Filmographer
This would be really great as a t-shirt pattern :D
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:iconquebecoiswolf:
QuebecoisWolf Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2012
Help! Somebody get all this genius off of me!!!!
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