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Robot Christianity Has Weird Rules by BatmanWithBunnyEars Robot Christianity Has Weird Rules by BatmanWithBunnyEars

My New Religion

Itís kind of strange that Robot Christianity requires you to favorite a poem on a website, but who am I to judge? Although come to think of it, I guess it still makes more sense than valuing your ability to believe unlikely claims without evidence over how you treat other people. :iconiseewhatyoudidthere:

Stock used: fire by ~shaedsofgrey

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For another interesting take on religion, check out is religiously metaphorical by ~BlueMeadow193!
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:iconmarkusultimatum:
markusultimatum Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Do Androids Dream of Electric God?
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:iconhellflamefox:
HellflameFox Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2014  Student Writer
COUNTERED WITH GIVING SOUL TO JESUS
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:iconcomettheporcupine222:
CometThePorcupine222 Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2014
No I'm not
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:iconarchiewebber:
archiewebber Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2013
LOL!
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:iconcharmed-ravenclaw:
Charmed-Ravenclaw Featured By Owner Oct 5, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
That is awesome.
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:iconaatheist:
AAtheist Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2012
Nice, do you mind if I post this to my facebook page?
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:iconbatmanwithbunnyears:
BatmanWithBunnyEars Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2012   General Artist
Sure thing! I'm glad you like it.
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:iconaatheist:
AAtheist Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2012
It tickled me :P
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:iconlisa-im-laerm:
lisa-im-laerm Featured By Owner Sep 11, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
hm, then I better do it :giggle:
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:iconjoemerl:
JoeMerl Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2012  Student Writer
Wait...is Robot Christianity the same as Robotology?

Also, I'm a human, so I'm not sure I need to listen to what he thinks...
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:icona1r2i3e4l5:
A1r2i3e4l5 Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2012
:rofl: Nice haiku!!!!
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:iconmadcat221:
MadCat221 Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2012
I would like to ask

Which level of Robot Hell

Will I end up in?
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:icona1r2i3e4l5:
A1r2i3e4l5 Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2012
:rofl:
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:iconnyar1athotep:
Nyar1athotep Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I'm safe. XD
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:iconalchemy101:
alchemy101 Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2012
I would like to point out that I'm giving the description, rather than the haiku, the favorite. So I'm still going to hell.
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:iconcedarbox:
Cedarbox Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2012
'You're' is two syllables.
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:iconbatmanwithbunnyears:
BatmanWithBunnyEars Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2012   General Artist
"You're" is pronounced the same as "your." One syllable.
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:iconcedarbox:
Cedarbox Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2012
Nope. It's a colloquialism.
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:iconbatmanwithbunnyears:
BatmanWithBunnyEars Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2012   General Artist
No, it isn't. It's a contraction, like "it's" in your sentence. Look it up. And even if it were a colloquialism, it would still be one syllable. I can't even imagine how you'd mispronounce it to get two syllables.
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:iconcedarbox:
Cedarbox Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2012
You can get defensive if you like, but the English language isn't going to change just because you really want it to.
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:iconwebetrolling:
webetrolling Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2012
funny XD
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:iconthegobo:
TheGobo Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2012
You're is 2 syllables though
D:
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:iconbatmanwithbunnyears:
BatmanWithBunnyEars Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2012   General Artist
"You're" is pronounced the same as "your." One syllable.
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:iconnyanimu:
Nyanimu Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2012
Haha I love this :)

I've got this weird habit that whenever I see a haiku, I always automatically read the poem while counting the syllables in each line. Even though I'm sure those people know what they're doing when they're writing a haiku.
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CalamariCream Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2012  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
I do the -exact- same thing. Sometimes I even go as far as to count it out with my fingers.
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:iconnyanimu:
Nyanimu Featured By Owner Sep 11, 2012
Really? I do that sometimes too!
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:iconshiorinishimori:
ShioriNishimori Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
LOL XDDD I love this poem :squee:
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:iconquackington:
quackington Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2012  Student Digital Artist
What's a haiku?
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:iconnyanimu:
Nyanimu Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2012
A three-line poem from Japan where the first line has 5 syllables, the second line has 7 syllables, and the third line has 5 syllables again.
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:iconenigmaticsmile:
enigmaticsmile Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
I'll take the haiku, but I also want the song and dance routine.
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:iconkavotoffire:
KavotofFire Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
If you don't vote for Obama you are going to hell!
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:iconxx-hollowedariser-xx:
xX-hollowedAriser-Xx Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2012
FFFFFFF--
I AGREE >:I
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:iconpyroxan:
PyroXan Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2012
I don't like haikus,
They are nothing but boring,
They don't even rhyme.

XD
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:icontempdo:
tempdo Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2012
Humans love Haikus.
Even Sokka can do it!
Don't believe? [link] .
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:iconspatialfangs:
Spatialfangs Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Well...
...that escalated quickly. o_o
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:iconpearleace:
Pearleace Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2012
I.. love.. what u wrote in the description. so.. true!!!
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:iconnexu22:
nexu22 Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2012
From what I see thus far, 1197 people are going to robot hell.
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:iconkittykathats:
kittykathats Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
XD
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:iconhappycupcakes:
HappyCupcakes Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2012
I love this episode. XD
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:iconremixedcat:
remixedcat Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
LOL
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:iconmerosmanos:
MerosManos Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2012
hell awaits...
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:iconsugarydownfall15:
Sugarydownfall15 Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2012  Student General Artist
amen
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:iconthestitchlover626:
thestitchlover626 Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
nicely done
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:iconrose-leah:
Rose-Leah Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I just watched this episode today! Actually that's kind of creepy..... *favs*
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sophiacorteslovato Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
that is gold man, gold
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:iconpennyonthericher:
pennyonthericher Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2012  Student General Artist
While I do enjoy this, isn't goal to go to hell to be with Robot Devil?
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:iconashenwings777:
ashenwings777 Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2012  Professional Interface Designer
So obviously the devil robot forgot to fave.
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:iconannejarjayes:
AnneJarjayes Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2012
lol XD
I love the robot devil XD
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:iconinnocentlittlewolf:
InnocentLittleWolf Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Ah hahahahahahaaaaaaa :evillaugh:
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