A Real Masterpiece
This is a parody of some of the pieces that have often made it to the front page. (Several examples can be seen in the all time most popular text based imagery
.) Fortunately, although they haven't confirmed this, I think the $taff has started policing the front page for TOS violations, so more deserving works can be featured instead.
Funny thing: this poem is only true if someone else reposts it. But please don't, since it was harder than one might imagine to get the ABAB rhyme scheme and still have the lines sound natural.
Due to some recent feedback I've received, I'll clarify; I'm not sure if the rhyme scheme counts as a traditional fixed form so I submitted to free verse. I hope that's okay.