Fuck the FCC (Ambigram Tessellation)
Most Romantic Poem Ever
#YesAllWomen who use this hashtag hate menIn short, the #YesAllWomen hashtag uses the recent shooting as evidence that ALL women are victims of men. Women who tweet this are essentially taking attention away from the actual victims of the tragedy and making it all about themselves. But that's not the only thing wrong with the campaign.#YesAllWomen who use this hashtag hate men by BatmanWithBunnyEars
The following quotes are excerpts from the top comment on ELLIOT RODGER: MORE THAN A MADMAN by Laci Green. This comment, which received thousands of upvotes, advocates the #YesAllWomen hashtag.
This is NOT an isolated incident. Women are being raped, abused, killed, and are simply being made uncomfortable every single day by men.
Yes, you read that right. This is not an isolated incident because being murdered and being “made uncomfortable” are pretty much the same thing.
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If a Feminist Were HonestWhat if a feminist were forced to say what’s really on her mind, like Jim Carrey’s character in Liar Liar? This is how a poem by such a feminist might read.If a Feminist Were Honest by BatmanWithBunnyEars
I need feminism because…
Women need more,
Scholarships for college,
New business grants,
Even though they already outnumber men,
In college and entrepreneurship.
We need more female CEO’s and political leaders,
But not more women in…
Forestry, sewage, or mining,
Truck driving, or taxi driving,
Or garbage collection,
Or more men on magazine covers,
Or higher-paid male models,
Or fewer men dying on the job,
Or fewer men dying in wars,
Or fewer homeless men,
Or fewer male suicides,
Or fewer men in prison.
You see, men losing is sexual dimorphism,
While women losing is sexism.
Should be made EQUAL to
The most successful men
Whether they earn it or not.
That’s gender equality!
I need feminism because…
On Objectification: A Poem Against FeminismNote: This poem may seem harsh, but since feminists are allowed to shame men for enjoying harmless entertainment that makes them happy, I don’t see why I should mince words.On Objectification: A Poem Against Feminism by BatmanWithBunnyEars
If a man complained,
Of romance novel heroes,
He’d be ignored and disdained,
For reading women’s prose.
So if feminists make a scene,
If they yell and fume,
About a comic heroine,
Or her sexy costume,
Or demand they make her fatter,
Who cares what they presume?
Why should it even matter?
But here’s the real paradox:
The weakest female leads,
The feminist never mocks,
For they’re in the books SHE reads.
Does Bella Swan,
To corporate power rise,
Or fight crime with brawn?
Or is she wooed by guys,
Merely acted upon?
Every romance novel cover,
A woman semi nude,
In the arms of her lover,
Submissive to a dude.
I’m not calling her a liar,
But when her own self-insert,
Gets all the male desire,
It doesn’t seem to hurt.
But when she’s outcompeted for attention,
I will stand by you forever...you can take my breath away.I will stand by you forever... by TwilightPoetess
peeling potatoes for his dinner
she wants to feel his stubbled chin
stroke her cheek
and feel like a girl
guess that would mean that
maybe two people can
love something as broken as the
bird in the looking glass
she twisted in her sleep, her cheek against
his shoulder. [you are more than the flint-
and-stone fingertips of your lovers, more
than the memory of their weight against
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Satan Is Dying What should a priest do if he were to find Satan himself laying beaten, bloody, and broken in a ditch? One would think the answer is simple. Any priest should leave the villain to die on the side of the road and be happy at the good fortune of the universe, right? Wrong. A wise priest would stop be the bleeding prince of lies and think for a moment. No Satan means no Hell, another plus. Wait, if there is no Hell there is no damnation. If there is no damnation there is no punishment for sins, then the wise priest begins to realize something that never occurred to him. If fear of Hell is all that holds back sinning, then is the saint unnatural, inhuman and fearful? Is the sinner natural, human, and fearless? Then the priest realizes that he is lying to himself and his very human nature by being a servant of light, no a slave to fear of the dark. Disliking this train of thought, the priest begins to ponder the fallen angel before him. He thinks of all the sins that Satan has committSatan Is Dying by NecRoKreatriX